Don’t worry everybody, I’m still pregnant! And I’m not going to talk about why I bought Preparation H today, so you’re welcome! Okay, I’ll briefly say I literally just woke up in the morning needing it, but I won’t go into any further detail than that. What the crap, though. Honestly. Blah blah uterus on bloodvessels blah, I’m horrified and very displeased. VERY DISPLEASED. I’d write an angry letter but I don’t think the baby reads yet. It’s hard to read when you won’t get born.
Now that I’ve lost between 50 and 90 percent of my readership – I can hear people galloping towards the unsubscribe button already as I type – I’ll leave you with the reassurance that I was going to have some super cute pictures of Nicole dressed up as a fairy for preschool, except I left my camera in my SIL’s car. On the bright side, if I go into labour she’s the one taking Nicole so I could grab my camera. On the down side, I’m not going into labour, so I’ll just have to get it when I drop Nicole off for a midwife appointment instead. Yaay.