squeakyshoe monster attack

You like how she looks all upset whenever I don’t scream?

Feel free to draw your own conclusions over whether you’d buy these shoes. They’re very cute, though. I did get the impression when I bought them that they came with extra soles you could swap out to skip the squeaking, guess I misunderstood. I think it’d be simple to stop though. And they’d be handy in a huge mall, the zoo, any busy public place where I’d be liable to stop looking at her for 2.5 seconds to do something else.